ON THE CENTRAL COAST OF CALI DURING THE SUMMER, MASSIVE OAK TREES TEND TO SUCK UP AND RETAIN ALL THE WATER THEY POSSIBLY CAN TO PREPARE FOR THE HEAT. AND A HOT HOT HEAT IT IS. ONE MUST SEEK SHADE TO AVOID OVEN-LIKE TEMPS IN A CAR. NATE AND HIS WIFE PARKED THERE CARS UNDER THIS MASSIVE OAK LIMB THAT DID JUST THAT. HOWEVER, DUE TO THE ABUNDANCE OF WATER IN THE LIMB, IT JUST SNAPPED AND GUILLOTINED THEIR CARS. FORTUNATELY WIFEY HAD ACT OF GOD INSURANCE, BUT NATE ON THE OTHER HAND WAS SHIT OUT OF LUCK AND JUST LOST HIS WHEELS.

3 DAYS OF HANDLING A CHAINSAW AND HAULING WOOD, NATE MADE HIS WAY DOWN TODAY TO THE OFFICE TO GET A PAIR OF PINE GREEN MOTLEYS AND THE BLACK/WHIT LIGHTHOUSE, ALONG WITH THE NEW R.I.P CRUISER. HE’S ON THE HUNT FOR A NEW TRUCK IN THE SO CAL AREA. WE WISH THE BEST OF LUCK ON HIS QUEST!

DAMAGE BELOW…

I’D RATHER BE SURFING…

AN ABSOLUTE CATASTROPHE AVAILED UPON TWO OF THE NICEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET… WHY THESE THINGS HAPPEN? WHO KNOWS…