Surfing used to mean something. Seems like all we see these days is fancy boys dancing on the water like damn ballerinas in fancy-ass boardshorts with $300 dollar haircuts. What happened to cutbacks? Where is all the vertical re-entry three-to-the-beach aggression? Kids these days should be studying and taking notes from their elders. Instead, theyâ€™re playing grab ass on whatever new fangled video game techno diarrhea shit shows they got playing on their flat screen pocket televisions. Donâ€™t give us that drop wallet tail chuck full rotation bullshit if you donâ€™t really mean it! If youâ€™re gonna do a flip, do it with some conviction god damnit!
Cut the crap and surf like you mean it. Grab surfing by the balls and twist it like a crocodile dragging a baby goat to its death! If youâ€™re gonna surf, do it for realâ€”itâ€™s time. Letâ€™s surf seriously!â€”Chris CotĂ©
Letâ€™s Surf SeriouslyÂ World Premiere
Wednesday August 1st, 2012 at The Lido Theatre
Newport Beach, CA
Doors open at 7:30pm
Show starts at 8:30pm
Free Admission and giveaways!