Year Zero

Over the weekend GLOBE Apparel team rider Dion Agius and a few super cool friends spent some time in the desert at the infamous hippy hideout called “Salvation Mountain”. They got some crazy dick photos and just ran around naked. Some said they did four tabs of acid each. Onlookers were stunned upon seeing all of the young men riding unicycles in Moskova underwear while listening to Whitney Houston’s now famous Kotton Mouth Kings cover. Fred Durst later showed up only to steal Dions motorhome and drive it off a cliff. His last words are believed to be “I did it all for the nookie”; To this day still nobody knows what that means. Anyways it was a hell time and they all died.